"Special" Deliveries

Posted On: January 6, 2010 – 8:30 am

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I will love him/her and squeeze him/her and call him/her “Babs.” Good friends, the Hooks and Slices always hoped their little ones might one day grow up and fall in love. However, little James’ love of the open sea and life-long distaste of children would eventually drive Sally to drinking and raising teacup poodles. (Although after the ASPCA stepped in, she was forced to stick to just raising them.) Here’s a tip: if your last name is Bignar , and you want your shower cake to read “Welcome Baby,” proceed with caution . Wow. It’s not often one gets to witness the birth of an embarrassing nickname! Do you suppose a kid named “Finally” could ever get addressed in a non-sarcastic manner? I mean, think about it: ” Finally! You’re here!” And finally lastly, my personal favorite: Ah yes, Luca Joeseph Kiwi Mango – that’s the name of kings, right there. Tasty, fruity kings. Anony M., Alisa K., Carrie B., Shane M., & Amy C., how many people do you suppose asked what flavor the cake was? – Related Wreckage: The Name Game

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